May 2013
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
priest-of-rage:
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
tomofgods:
tardisintheparty:
egberts:
if you’re ever sad just be thankful you arent
The human equivalent of Moon Moon.
The human equivalent of Moon Moon.
“More girls have been killed in the last FIFTY years, precisely because they were...”
– Nicholas Kristof, Half the Sky
Read that AGAIN.
(via kateoplis)
Is this true??? Are there sources??
(via dandylionblood)
http://www.feminist.com/resources/artspeech/genwom/halfthesky.html
My god that’s a harrowing read.
(via windspeare)
leftybegone asked: The mere knowledge that your parents are gay often is hard for kids to handle. If you end up messed-up for even knowing that your parents are unstable, imagine how much worse it is when you live with that instability.
Lefty Begone: Pro-Gay-Adoption Is Now a... →
leftybegone:
At least apparently. I accidentally discovered this when I negatively remarked on my website that Rep. Paul Ryan now supports gay couples being allowed to adopt children. It amazed me how many conservatives came to Ryan’s defense. And not just that, but how many did not even try to hide behind the…
Hey lefty, did you read the whole thing? “The definition of what it...
“I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via thatkindofwoman)
sojetlife:
tinychatter:
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
hythe:
fwips:
orlandobloomers:
people used to have to paint their own selfies
dave-vriska:
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT...
comparingmeerkats:
marblefacade:
its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
and he still hasnt won any oscars
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
foreveralone-lyguy:
A dog wandered into our yard so I checked her tags
the-yolocaust:
the-yolocaust:
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
wayfaring-fellow:
iammakingperfectsense:
insidemymmind:
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
oh god.
justinibiebers:
stuff you ask your mom:
mom where’s my towel
mom what do we eat for dinner
mom what time is it
mom where’s my phone
mom when do you come back
mom what day is it
stuff you ask your dad
dad where is mom
