March 2012
“Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other...”
– Dale Carnegie (via kari-shma)
“When he told her
that her voice sounded like earl grey tea
and her laugh like...”
– Unknown (via sailacrossthe-sun)
How to blow a bubble: →
wowfunniestposts:
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
this...
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
Why was Trotsky RUSSIAN? Coz he was afraid of...
jackkkuuu-san:
thisismysoliloquy:
zara-socho:
copyright fadila #HistoryJokes
lol tumblr copyright haha
:D
“Compassion is not weakness, and concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.”
– Hubert H. Humphrey (via thesearepeopleyouknow)
“The only people who see the whole picture,” he murmured, “are the ones who step...”
– Salman Rushdie (via amandaonwriting)
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what...”
– Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland (via larmoyante)
