I’m not in search of sanctity, sacredness, purity; these things are found after...– C. Joybell C. (via photographic-energy)
thestrangernextdoor: supey: long ago the four nations had a strained but polite relationship and managed to trade with each other peacefully. then, everything changed when the fire nation invented tanks and motherfucking submarines pretty much
It’s just really hard when something gets you down and you realise that you can’t talk about with anyone.
If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed.– Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar (via selfinspiration)
devils-trap: ever hear a song by a band you’ve never heard of, and you really like it so you rush to download all their music and then you find out you hate every song except for the first one you heard
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts...– Charles Bukowski (via selfinspiration)
A schoolchild should be taught grammar—for the same reason that a medical...– E.B. White (via amandaonwriting)
My entire school: You don't talk much.
Me: Cause you're all cunts.
What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the Barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
Brittany has the best Resume for when applying to...
morrisoutswagsyou: Cheerios (Won two national titles), Senior Class President Motorcross Glee Club Academic Decathlon Voted Trendiest Girl In America By the Satorialist Reporter For The School Newspaper Writes, Directs, and Stars In Her Own Web Series Fondue For Two
you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”? actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.